Griffin VS Sky

[Sky]

Ewwww!
*dodges poop, then grabs a turkey and throws at Griffin*

[Griffin]

*machete appears in hand, slices turkey*
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
*throws machete at Sky's face*


My new catch phrase:

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HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

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[Sky]

AH!
*catches machete and stares at it in disbelief*
Wow...
*charges at Griffin*

[Griffin]

*Teleports behind Sky*
Hmmm
*wills a storm to rain on Sky because Griffin is actually a son of Zeus*

[Sky]

AHHHH!
*gets drenched by storm*
This was a new shirt!
*turns around and kicks Griffin*

[Griffin]

*noticed kick*
NO
*turns into water*
*turns back into a human behind Sky*
HAHA
*apparates somewhere*

[Sky]

Where'd you go?
*uses sharp senses to locate Griffin*

[Griffin]

*sees that I've been located*
AHHHHHH!!!
*spits in Sky's face*

[Sky]

Ewww! Grosss!
*quickly cleans face*
GRRR... Take that!
*chucks peanut butter at Griffin*
(Note: the peanut butter is OUT of the jar)

[Griffin]

*sees that the peanut butter is OUT of the jar and dodges it*
OH MY TOMATO!
*chucks a tomato at Sky*

[Sky]

EEP!
*dodges tomato and jumps over Griffin to reach the car behind him*
Ha ha ha!
*starts car engine and drives toward Griffin*

[Griffin]

But what you didn't know is that I am actually a TRANSFORMER!
*turns into a large truck and races head on toward Sky's car*

[Sky]

Holy fishpaste! The son of Zeus, a transformer. Interesting.
*swerves car out of Griffin's truck's way and jumps clear*

[Griffin]

*sees that plan of attack has failed*
You win this round!
*uses rocket boots to shoot into space*

[Sky]

*stares in disbelief at Griffin as he shoots into space*
Whoa...