Griffin VS Zib

[Griffin]

Round One!

*Puts buzzer on hand*
Pud 'er there!
*offers Zib a hand shake*

[Zib]

*shakes hand*
BUT
*has shaken the wrong hand*
SO
*releases Kyira's hand*
THEN
*kicks a smurf in Griffin's general direction*

[Griffin]

*catches smurf*
Hey..
*rolls smurf into a smurf bouncy ball*
Take this!
*throws ball at Zib's foot*

[Zib]

Zib's foot:
*catches*
Smurf:
*spontaneously combusts*
Zib:
*waves foot around frantically*
"The fire's blue?!"
Zib's foot:
*releases smurf*
Zib:
*lets out wild smurf-call*
Smurfs:
*charge Griffin*

[Griffin]

*runs behind tree*
Squeak!
*grows buck teeth and climes tree*
SQUEAK!
*builds nest in tree and throws acorns at Zib*

[Zib]

*opens umbrella*

[Griffin]

Squeak!!
*sees that Zib has made some sort of force field around himself*
Squeak squeak.
*puts on fireproof glove and starts throwing flaming acorns*

[Zib]

Umbrella:
*melts*
Zib:
*scratches head*
Leaves:
*catch fire*
Zib:
*eats cookie*
"Mmrf."
Smurfs:
*want cookies*
Zib:
*bakes cookies*
Smurfs:
*build staircase of cookies with which to climb Griffin's tree*
*charge*

[Griffin]

*teleports to another tree*
Squee Squee na boo boo!

[Zib]

Smurfs:
*launch cookies from mini-catapults*
Other smurfs:
*begin building second cookie-tower*
Zib:
*continues eating cookies*
"Thrr chocl't' ch'pmmm. . ."

[Griffin]

*crawls into an owl hole in the tree*
Squeak...
*hopes they don't find me*

[Zib]

Cookies:
*come to life, are evil*
Smurfs:
*run away screaming*
Zib:
*eats another*
Cookies:
*begin rolling up Griffin's tree*
Other cookies:
*chase Zib*

[Griffin]

*jumps from tree*
Squeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!!
*turns back into human*
NooooO!!!
*runs from cookies*

[Zib]

Zib:
*bites cookies*
Cookies:
*bite back*
Zib:
"Evil!"
*opens umbrella, flies away*

[Griffin]

*sees Zib flying away*
No!
*transforms into a rocket powered chair*
Haha!
*takes off towards space*