Griffin VS Zib

[Zib]

Zib:
*calls to Griffin*
"Wait, I don't think there's enough space out there!"

[Griffin]

*exits the atmosphere*
Yeah!
*sees ISS*
Oooh!
*goes to dock

[Zib]

Zib:
*lands on Mars*
*closes umbrella*
MOMENTS LATER...
*hurls Marty the Martian toward ISS*

[Griffin]

*is human again and having dinner with space men*
...and I told him that there was enough space in space! HAHAHAHAH
*notices cartoon character coming towards ISS*
Uh oh.
*runs into an escape pod*
See ya suckers!
*launches back to Earth*

[Zib]

Marty the Martian:
"You are making me very an--"
BOOM!
Zib:
"Oh, look, it exploded."
*takes a step*
Face in the Dirt:
"Ow!"
Zib:
*looks down*
"lol"
*opens umbrella, flies back to Earth*

[Griffin]

*lands on a deserted island somewhere in the Pacific*
Hmmmm
*starts colonizing*

[Zib]

*lands in the White House*
Hmmmm
*starts colonizing*

[Griffin]

-Hahah!!! Nice post!-
*builds town hall*
Hmmmm
*declares self Mayor of Mayonnaise*
Yes
*realizes I'm still alone*
Awe.
*sails to Florida*

[Zib]

((Thank you very much. It came to me in an vision. ))
Floridians:
"Who bim is that?"
Other Floridians:
"I don't bim know. You should ask bim."
Smurf:
*pokes new stranger*

[Griffin]

*gets poked by smurf*
Stop that
*kicks smurf*
Mmmm yes.
*Sees that Floridians are angry*
Uhhhh...
*runs into the forest*

[Zib]

Zib:
[in the Oval Office]
*hands envelopes to secretary*
"Get these to Kyira."
Floridians:
*barge into office, yelling*
Zib:
*looks at secretary*
"I didn't order those."
Floridians:
*brandish metal files*
Zib:
"Wait, wait! Don't file my complaints just yet! Just tell me what happened!"
MOMENTS LATER...
Zib:
*lights forest on fire*
"There. He's bound to come out sometime."

[Griffin]

What's that smell?
*sees flames*
AHHHHHH!!!
*grabs a stick and morphs it into a wooden helicopter big enough to fit in*
See ya later fire!
*takes off and flies North*

[Zib]

Zib:
*sees helicopter*
"Oh no! The Canadians!"
*turns to angry Floridians*
"We must save Canadia!"
Floridians:
*charge northward*

[Griffin]

*turns German*
Ich möchte Waffeln in Kanada!
*flies into Canada*

[Zib]

Zib:
"Nein, die Waffeln sind mein!"
*pull bazooka from back pocket*
*shoots at Griffin*